I think Stonic means “blocked colonic.” (cf. stasis and stenosis.)

He’s a Republican level of weird.

It’s insane that anyone thinks this guy should be president.  FFS people, what’s wrong with you?

He even boasted that the bridge was over “a thousand cubic feet,” according to The Daily Beast, but that turned out to be hyperbole (thank Christ).

His entire family has been trying to tell us how loony he is for a while. They may be understating their case. 

Well now the brain worms make sense.

This is not the kind of “grassroots campaign” America is looking for, RFK Jr.  

I loved my Smart so much I named myself after its parent company. Ok, I guess I named myself after the lady that the company was named after, but you get my point. Still have five of them in my fleet today, including a rare (for the U.S.) diesel.

No shit.  My superyacht suffered superficial damage when it drifted into my Lear jet, which then caused my Sikorsky to tilt and throw my Bugatti into the bow.

$130million boat and it doesn’t even come with a docking station. Typical Apple. 

I’d say airplane collisions are the most perplexing - there is a whole ‘nother dimensions they can travel in to avoid collisions.

I had a smart fortwo for 8 years, and it was not nearly as bad to drive as it’s been made out to be. It was zippy, had great handling, and was a lot of fun to drive.

Billionaires’ sea-peens touch tips.

yeah! Like a few weeks back, I dropped my 15 carat diamond ring and it fell on my imported marble flooring in my garage, leaving a big dent. At least it didn’t fell on my brand new Rolls Royce Specter with a customer paint job.

What ”wokeness" has H-D committed? All I've seen is middle of the road corporate behavior which includes paying lip service to pride month. Personally I don't care because I  don't like Harley Davidsons anyway. 

I find it hilarious how these idiots have historically shouted from the rooftops about buying American made products but violently clutch their pearls when those same companies do things like... *checks notes*... make the workplace more diverse and comfortable for employees. Huge gasp.

Hey, Haters! Yes, YOU! Answer this:

Look, whether you buy a Harley-Davidson or not doesn’t matter to me. I think they build some good bikes and some less-good bikes, and they’re all hellaciously expensive. But if you’re a weirdo who doesn’t want to create a welcoming space for people who aren’t like you, I’d prefer you didn’t ride at all. The…

“The motorcycle community is small enough already that if you are still trying to exclude people based on their race or gender identity, you’re a fucking asshole and we don’t need you.”

Here’s the funny part (to me) that most people ignore: If you buy anything other than an item hand-built by one person you actually know, you are almost definitely buying something that one or more people you would HATE worked on or are profiting off of. So your choices are to either become a homesteader and make…