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Not exactly. For one thing, the C7 Corvette and 991 and 992 911s have had 7-speed manuals for years.

Oceans were smaller back then.

Still, you’ve got to admire the hustle!

I think it’s more than fair when you add the amount of insult to that injury.

That’s going to give my company’s marketing team some ideas.

A 7-speed manual? Wild. 

You think it’s bad now, just wait.

Unfortunately the state court bought his attorneys excuse that it wasn’t a lottery, but that the PAC selected a “paid spokesperson” to award the $1 million.

Trump, Dershowitz, Stone, Giuliani; all of them that make up the current crew of corrupt Republican assholes learned from the absolute chaos goblin master of legal nihilism, Roy Cohn. According to Roger Stone, Cohn’s “absolute goal was to die completely broke and owing millions to the IRS. He succeeded in that.”

He apparently literally JUST SHOWED UP AT A POLLING STATION IN THIS CAR. He is just out there driving it around.

Given who the board consists of, I doubt it.

Hopefully, Judge Liman will be annoyed enough to also order him to turn over his Palm Beach condo and his World Series rings, too.

Can’t they just throw him in jail with a contempt charge until he complies and turns over every bit of property they know he owns?

Put him in the cell next to Trump.  Save a spot for Elon.

One can only hope a new administration will find legal way to punish Musk. They can start by revoking the citizenship he essentially bought and deporting him back to South Africa. Severe punishment is appropriate.

When was there ever a time when someone at the literal poverty line could afford a new car? This doesn’t seem like a revelation at all, does it? Don’t they say the rule of thumb is 30% of income on housing and 10-15% on vehicle? So someone making $16k that would be a $133/mo car loan, aka a $7,000 car. Brand new cars…

Fowl play indeed.

We never got the gooses side of the story so we don't know that, what did that goose see that they wanted to tell someone about but instead were silenced by Boeing?

Air Disasters had an incredible episode whereby the window was blown out (in?), and the pilot flew out. The co-pilot held his legs in the cockpit while his torso was out of the plane at 300+ mph and freezing temps. All of them lived, including the outside pilot guy.