What, no mention of the Vin Diesel/Rock comment? I thought that was so clever! They built up a perfectly appropriate Sisyphus metaphor just to flow into the joke: “What am I if the rock is gone?” “That’s exactly what Vin Diesel said to me when Dwayne Johnson refused to show up for Fast & Furious 9!” Come on, a…

Motherf— Em, you gotta stop dropping surprise albums! How am I supposed to get hyped for something I don’t know is coming?! >:|

He’s always been liberal and somewhat political. There’s three sides to every Eminem album: the Shady side, the Eminem side, and the real Marshall Mathers side. If you only look at the surface, you might just see the jokes or the anger/violence, but underneath it all he’s a great guy communicating some very good and…

“I just got murdered for running the perfect race!” -A. Hitler

When scrolling through Gawker comments at work, they occasionally elicit a subtle smile. When I read this one, I laughed out loud and then had to stop myself short before anyone in the office looked at me strangely.

It could be, but I think in Trump’s case, it’s more likely just a lack of ability to think of other words. There’s a chance -- however small -- that he does have a wider vocabulary, but it just doesn’t come to his mind when he puts his fingers to a keyboard or opens his mouth to speak.

My dad is about as right-wing as you can possibly get in almost every aspect of life, without being racist (though casual homophobia he has in droves). Growing up, he would always spout that cliche to me: “When you’re young, you’re a liberal, because you have a heart. When you’re older, you become a conservative,…

Again, I don’t see it. It just seemed like she was amusing herself by teasing him to me.

Yeah, they didn’t show it explicitly, but we have to assume Earth-666 was not folded into Earth Prime if only for the logistical nightmare it would create.

That’s what I mean: it’s fine because they still kept the multiverse split up a bit. If they were all combined into one, it wouldn’t be fine :)

I mean, if they combined ALL the Earths, it would really screw up the last season of Lucifer...

Seemed like friendly teasing to me. I have a close friend -- who’s married, by the way -- who would do just that sort of thing to me. *Shrug*

I didn’t see any jealousy from Yaz. At most, I saw friendly teasing. Maybe we watched different shows?

So, first note: before the end of this episode, I thought to myself, “I guess they blew their budget on the effects for the Dregs and Hyph3n got the short end of the financial stick, eh?”

I was 19 when it came out and I remember liking it. But who knows, maybe if I re-watched it, I wouldn’t?

That’s also very possible. But I’m cynical enough about everyone, so I’d like to give her the benefit of the doubt lest I become a totally pessimistic misanthrope.

“I also could not in good conscience vote for impeachment because removal of a sitting President must not be the culmination of a partisan process, fueled by tribal animosities that have so gravely divided our country,” she said in the statement.

Are we sure this is specifically reading license plates, as this article strongly insinuates? Or is it just using OCR to recognize any text in any image, making scans of documents or books easily searchable? My guess is it’s probably more generic, and license plates just happen to get caught in it because they’re…

Milky Way Midnight. People don’t give them out for trick-or-treaters much, but they are objectively the best American chocolate bar in existence.

Milky Way Midnight. People don’t give them out for trick-or-treaters much, but they are objectively the best…

In fact, to quote a famous Broadway play: “the internet is for porn.”