There have been “super tap the Android version” Easter eggs in every version of Android, at least since Kit Kat. Probably earlier; but I can confirm Kit Kat since I have it.

Only the women whose concept of mathematics includes the equation “Trump + grab = consent” (or who have conveniently forgotten about that whole ordeal as its suits them).

Mac & cheese with a bit of maple syrup. I discovered it accidentally one day when having ham steak + syrup with a side of cheese mac. The syrup flowed over onto the macaroni, but I wasn’t going to waste it, so of course I ate it. It’s delicious. Especially Velveeta mac and cheese with the maple syrup... mmmm...

I honestly believe there is very little overlap between the people who voted for Trump and the people who howl at real injustice.

“Breaking News: Trump Lies About [thing]” “Also Breaking News: Birds Can Fly!”

My proposed solution:

“The following content is total bullshit, is untrue, and is a lie: [insert Trump/Nazi/etc. tweet here]. Do you believe this Tweet? [Yes] [No].”
*Clicks Yes*
“Thanks! We won’t show you bullshit Tweets anymore, since you’ll believe them.”

I mean, yes, but they don’t really have a choice. Consider the popularity of SMM1, then consider how inflated that will be with all the new SMM2 features. They need SOME way of maintaining that, and if everyone can upload tons of levels without paying a penny for online infrastructure? It would be unsustainable.

That…

Odyssey would be great, but it’s unlikely. I’m guessing SM64 would be the next style they’d add.

Okay, so for some perspective... if the features in SMM1 could be packed into a standard size suitcase, then you’d need a fridge-sized box (and maybe some extra room on top of that) to fit all the new SMM2 features with it. I’m SUPER excited!

I would be shocked if there aren’t Mystery Mushrooms. But my guess is they’re exactly the same as in SMM1, and since they’re just aesthetic and not new, they didn’t promote them in the trailer.

“You made my point for me but you’re probably too dumb to realize how.”

Thank you for your polite insight. Mind telling me how “I’ve never read The Root before now” makes your point that I’m someone who only gets my news from The Root? You know, because I’m clearly too dumb to understand without the help of an…

I’ve never read The Root before now; I saw this article linked from Gizmodo. You should probably stop assuming things about people you don’t know.

Okay, good, so she lied about being pregnant to try and avoid getting shot, but got shot anyway. Does that lie, to you, justify tasering an unarmed 45-year-old woman?

And you know this because of what evidence, exactly?

In Lucifer season 4, episode 8 (mild spoiler alert), there’s a focus on racially motivated police violence. This is a snippet of the conversation that followed, between a Black man and his white cop friend:

“I was just trying to reason with them... I did nothing wrong, why did they point a gun at me?”
“Listen, he was…

Do you guys not even talk to each other or read each others’ articles at Gawker?

It’s not crazy to think it might be happening. It IS crazy to think that it’s actually happening despite all the scientific evidence to the contrary. (I don’t know what your “wives question” is?)

Conspiracies happen and people are awful, but that doesn’t mean every conspiracy that might be true IS true, or that every…

Claim 1: Measles is a dangerous, and often lethal, disease for a child to get.

Which, realistically, is how democracy works. If he got enough votes to win last time, all he needs to win next time are the same votes. He doesn’t need more (though I’m sure he still believes he can get them). Democracy doesn’t promote leaders, it promotes manipulators with dedicated fans.

Yeah... but then, so do celebrity suicides, so you know, not always a good thing.

“This is about $30 its normal price.”

Wait, what? Did you mean “$30 off its normal price” or “30% its normal price”?

“This is about $30 its normal price.”

Wait, what? Did you mean “$30 off its normal price” or “30% its normal price”?