Psh, you think he even bothered to fake a latex allergy? I imagine the “conversation” has always gone something like this: “Nah, don’t wanna, you can’t make me, free speech means free bareback, now turn over, I’m ready”.

Hey, now, that bill has nothing to do with gay people! It’s all about preventing pedophiles from grooming children for sexual assault! After all, you can’t talk about sexual orientation with kids without discussing genital contact! It says “sex” right there at the start of the word!

Hard disagree on several of these. Keep in mind that I haven’t seen Eternals or the MCU Hulk as I say this, but: Black Widow was the most boring MCU movie I’ve ever watched, Shang-Chi was one of the absolute best, and Captain America 1 and 2 were both very meh to me. (I suspect Captain America 3 would have been, too,…

Okay, fair enough. I guess I’ll stick to being a Hot Chocolate Weirdo then 😁

I hate coffee. As in, can’t stand it. Whether it’s a cup of morning joe, a cold-brew, or even just coffee-flavored treats, the second it touches my taste buds I can’t help but grimace. For someone as anti-coffee as me, how do you think I would react to the taste of the Ultra Smooth not-coffee-coffee?

The goal of my testing wasn’t to figure out if it would poison you, just to see if there was significantly less bacterial exposure on the food before 10 seconds. And yeah, I basically made a homemade agar-like nutrient substrate from gelatin and chicken broth, pressed the food to them, covered them, and let the…

I did have a series of controls, cultured from food that had not been exposed to the floor, to compare it against.

In high school, I tested the 10-second rule as a science fair project. I found, as you might expect, that it’s not true, and things on the ground for 7 seconds were just as full of bacteria as things on the ground for 12 seconds... mostly. The interesting result was that certain foods, such as pepperoni, seemed to end…

Kirby 64. Crystal. Shards. *Chanting* Crys-stal Shards. Cry-stal Shards!

I hope so, because Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards is one of my favorite Kirby games, and man I’d give so much to be able to play it again.

“I acknowledge it’s a derogatory term for a specific race of people, but it’s not racist!” What the fuck does this guy think “racist” means? It’s like... “I acknowledge that fire will burn things, but it’s not hot!”

Oh. And here I thought it was because BK’s food is so terrible that lowering their price to nearly nothing is the only way they can make any decent quantity of sales.

Your last sentence just made me so incredibly depressed for humanity.

Nah, the Joker is insane, but he’s also very intelligent and super cunning. Trump is more like Boris Badenov from Rocky and Bullwinkle.

The definition of “minority” is the literal antonym of “majority”. And democracy, if you didn’t know, is a system in which the majority vote wins. You’re asking 13.4% of the US population to vote and pretending it will outweigh the other 86.6% somehow.

For instance, if you condition a caterpillar to avoid a certain color surface (e.g. through electric shocks), when they become a butterfly, they’ll continue to avoid those surfaces.

Oooh, that’s cool! :D

Oooh, that’s cool! :D

Fun fact: even after a caterpillar completely dissolves into goo, brain and all, and reforms as a butterfly, it can somehow still retain memories from when it was a caterpillar, and I have found no explanation about how they do it. #NatureMaaaaannnnnn

People don’t understand that the slogan means “Black Lives Matter (but too many people don’t think they do, and that’s a serious problem that we need to address)”. That’s just too cumbersome to say all the time, and really, it should be intuitively inferred.