If you’re suspicious of your eggs you can always do the float test. Just put them in a bowl of water. If they float to the surface or bob between the top and the bottom, throw them out. If they stay at the bottom, even if they stand on end, they’re still good. 

It’s part of the bargain. In exchange for funding the workman’s comp system, employers are largely indemnified by it. What’s the point of having workman’s comp if you can just turn around and sue anyway?

The best way to win a fight is to not get into one to begin with and while I am in no way justifing Smith’s actions in regards to Rock, when it comes to the advice above if you are generally respectful to people you can usually avoid physicall conflicts...regardless as to whether that phyisical action is justified or…

feelin so fly like a G6.

$150,000/month?

I’m always impressed at how people figure this stuff out. Like a lot of things in these games, it’s not that difficult to execute once you know what you’re doing, but there’s an impressive level of attention to detail and observation, and then the ability to figure out how make use of what you see, that I just don’t…

Tim put Gareth’s stapler in jello.

“The rocket was always in his jetpack in the original films, but he never fired it. But now, again, it’s canon.”

TIE Fighter is #1 on the list, this means that the list is correct and no further rankings are needed.

What I love most about this statue is that it’s specifically O’Brien as he appeared in TNG. So the far future has either completely passed over the fact that he served a crucial role aboard Deep Space Nine...

I’m just glad O’Brien is getting the recognition he deserves. 

I’m sure you are, though! =D

With the way medical science and AI are advancing, that someone might be *you!*

Listen. Adoption is such a long, arduous, painful, confusing, emotional, EXPENSIVE process that the idea anyone would or could go through it as some kind of popularity stunt or money-making enterprise (omg) is absurd. I mean, I think vlogging the whole thing like this is in very bad taste, but reasonable minds can…

I have three in my fridge right now. they are so so good.

what the fuck is your major malfunction?

Hi, have you considered fucking off?

If we're going 2-3 seasons, I'd argue that The Office should have ended with its third season. The quality dips immediately from the beginning of season 4, and despite a few absolute gems (for example, Dinner Party), the show never quite recovers from that point. The season 3 finale also brings a lot of things full…

Prison Break. Granted, season 2 was somewhat necessary in that they still had a lot of loose plot threads that needed tying up, but I don't think *anyone* can make a decent argument in favour of seasons 3 and 4.

The Room might not be good, but it definitely has breast cancer.