Piping hot is a weak description of something that lava wishes to be. I swear I could get one of the old apple pies and bite it a week later and loose half the tastebuds on my tongue from the searing heat. 

They did change. In some past decade, they changed from beef tallow (or at least beef tallow in the oil mix) to vegetable oil and they’re shadows of their former fries ever since.

Maybe the movie was just THAT shitty? I mean...why is this hard to believe? Because they made Batgirl latina this time, so it must be good?

Controversial take: People should tell the truth.

If they thought it could have made money they would have released it.

Watched it over the weekend. It was decent. 

Frank, in the final stages of cancer

yeah i watched it with the family and we were entertained. an enthusiastic C+. 

Also: I want a Tron wedding.

This is a delightful piece of Netflix fluff, better than 99% of what’s on Netflix. I thoroughly enjoyed it. At this point Netflix movies should not be reviewed like feature films: Yes, if you saw this in a theater you would be disappointed, but that is never going to happen. See it on your couch as it’s meant to be…

Are you Black American? I don’t mean that to be confrontational, I’m curious. If so, where did you grow up? Because I’m Black, I grew up in major east coast cities in the 90s and if the NOI did not have a huge following, they sure had a huge presence. I don’t think you appreciate how central they were for African…

An A.V. Club C- is a real world B or B+. I know this from experience, or, pretty much every time it happens. 

She was fantastic as a nightmare mom in The Mindy Project.

Yeah but Carla Tortelli is his grand mother, so maybe it makes sense?

Look, I can suspend my disbelief to an extent, but there’s no way the child of David Duchovny and Julia Louis-Dreyfus is going to come out looking like Jonah Hill.

Because the NOI are very anti semitic, and it makes for bigger clash than just a garden variety Muslim family would have been when it comes to meeting their daughter’s Jewish partner and his family.  

leaving me longing for Dowd

Just aptly summarized the difference between the two mediums that some people just can’t wrap their heads around.

This is nonsense. 16 paragraphs of nonsense

“the director of the episode—none other than co-executive producer and creator of the game himself, Neil Druckmann—had the audacity to film it as an almost dreamy, romantic moment between Tess and the infected host.”