It would involve a complete reorganization of the baseball system.

I guess it’s heartening that the world is running out of poor third-world dictatorships that you can make the villains in a Hollywood movie without harming your bottom line.

I’m really glad your political science degree is finally coming in handy.

Lol, just because they CAN doesn’t mean they SHOULD.
If it hasn’t become profitable to field a women’s team - which is the point of the comment - then it doesn’t matter how much money a corporation has. Throwing away money is never a good thing. 

“But like in every other aspect of life, in global soccer the sexism persists. It’s why Real Madrid didn’t agree to take on a women’s club until this year, and the billionaires at Manchester United didn’t start a women’s team until last year.”

considering his body was almost horizontal when he made contact with lucroy (who i thought would be on an episode of let’s remember some guys by now) I believe him when he says he was diving for the inside corner of the plate.

It’s not even that serious. I’m fine with ugly basketball. Hell, I’m a huge fan of the 90s Knicks teams! The problem is the same problem that has seeped into all other areas of society: shame is no longer a mitigating factor.

“Maybe Air Canada can look into compensating for some therapy.”

To say that nothing that he says has any value is pretty dismissive. I’m not saying I agree with everything he says, but the guy is well-read and seems to at least try to approach questions from a reasonable perspective. Much of what was discussed in that quote is really debating the history and outcomes of a movement…

Deadspin is largely peddling a convenient narrative where gender and sex are different constructs, but then as it relates to athletic competition, somehow they should be the same, regardless of biology.

I just can’t agree with this part:

I mean...

is he pitching or directing a gangbang that’s having trouble getting going

welcome to the right side of history, my friend. 

Last night before Warriors-Blazers there was a pro cornhole tournament on ESPN2. Did I watch the goddamn shit out of it? You bet I did.

This is not as simple as the old white men cop out.

ESPN as a network has completely lost men my age(34) when it comes to everything outside the live sports offerings. When I was in my 20's all of my friends and I considered it must view TV. Now it’s all Steven A and Skip just screaming at people, and a bunch of commentators who dress like they are on their way to…

UHGGHHHGHGHHGG. WHATEVER!

Serious question for those who do:
Why do people watch ESPN for anything other than live events?

Let’s be real, Rich Hill would probably crank bombs off of you if you pitched to him today.