yeah lets all shame the man for finally going through a diet and exercise and dropped that unhealthy weight. Skinny-Shaming at its worst... smfh.

I asked my fiance this and she responded

“I’m crying” - then it’s probably anal

That this man is the only thing standing between Brady and six rings might be proof there is a higher power.

Eli discovered that the next tier of his cable package has channel that only shows cartoons

Swiped right, went out on a date. Then this happened after 6 months

They do all that employee foo-foo stuff. Sponsor athletic events and support healthy living. Throw a gargantuan party and fly the entire company on a 2 day weekend somewhere cool every year. Everybody is paid well according to industry standards. In the end, it’s a good place to work. What annoys people are the very…

Meh. What job isn’t soul crushing? I don’t care if you eat candy for a living, anything you do for 50-60 hours per week starts to get tedious if you are required to do it in return for paying the rent. At my job I routinely have 3AM conference calls to accomodate international team members. I travel like hell and…

And let’s just ignore the fact that they are all Andy’s toys. Andy, being a boy, is much more likely to have male toys. I guess they should make a post-2015 Target toy shelves, gender neutral Toy Story, right?

“Every Compelling Character In The Entire Trilogy Is Male”

If this football thing doesn’t work out, he’d be a helluva third base coach.

“Good....good”

I guess I was ahead of my time. These are the blocking and tackling techniques I employed during my very brief football career.

The last time I saw that many personlized handshakes Michael J. Fox was sending out Christmas cards.

I disagree. I think this bride _should_ confront her friend about the lack of gift, so that the bridesmaid has the opportunity to shit in a box and mail it to her, but that's just me.

For what it’s worth, a friend who has been to Lambert’s insists the rolls are so light that anyone who could injure someone with one “needs to professionally go into either baseball or murder.”

Seems like an actual lock and key would do the trick.

If the technology race goes anything like the fashion race I think we'll be okay.

Geezus. How long until they figure out that they can just force the humans in the camp to open the containers FOR them? I mean, whose going to argue with a bear?