Join the Marines or the Army. That’ll end your multi-generational debt real quick. I see it every day. People from all races, economic backgrounds, and any state of life. Join the service. Don’t be a dirt bag. Put up with an infinite amount of dirtbags. Get promoted to Sergeant Major or Colonel. Retire. Use and…

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Or, just maybe, not do everything you can to cause this to happen in the first place.  Whatever, maybe not.

That green one is nice.  Why is the lady on the left wearing and emergency services biohazard bag?

Because working in customer service sucks.

Isn’t everything at Disney for show? Don’t they literally makes shows?

Hm, yes, indeed.

Yeah, no shit.

Would be way better with caviar and gold leaf added to it.

Who gets to eat all this?

There’s time to sleep when you’re dead.

You are correct. I did not have a bar mitzvah.

She must be learning how to swim, she’ll learn how to love next. She’ll learn a lot about livin’ out there.

I wonder if shew knows how much that muddy water means to her.

Who the fuck is Charlyne Yi?

It’s flat, homie. 

It's the vomit reflex that occurs when i eat mustard that i dislike when trying to put food in my body through the mouth.

Mustard. It hits every wrong note and no right one. I like vinegar. I like spice. I like horseradish and wasabi. I do not like yellow mustard, stone, dijon, whiskey, lumpy or creamy. As much as i hate mayo, I’ll let you pump it into every hole i have with a caulk gun before willingly consuming mustard.

Slipknot rocks!

Ok.