What are the tangible, concrete, changes in behavior that will see this climate vision come to fruition?

I know you are being sarcastic, but I really want that to be the way it is.

Theirs gets Italian cheese, ours gets American cheese.

The Shrimp Burger at Japanese McDonald’s is fantastic.

This.

Why don’t they just leave?

Chex mix.

CLOSE ENOUGH!

If I eat all these items in one sitting do I get them for free?

Both pro bakers I know don’t ever mess with volume measurements. It’s always in weight. the flour is in weight, the vanilla, the water everything. Even eggs. They’ll both mix eggs (like scramble them) when they don’t need yolk/white separate and weigh those out too.

I currently use lidocaine for all ailments I can reach.  Sore red throat, swab some lidocaine back there.  Raw nose, spray some lidocaine on it. Blister? Lidocaine.  Scratch? Lidocaine.  Rash? Lidocaine.  Broken heart? Lidocaine. Hang nail? Lidocaine.  Ingrown toenail at home surgery? You guessed it, Lidocaine. 

Lightly toasted bread with butter and flat sprite.

Gettin’ boozed up and takin’ it in the ass doesn’t sound like a terrible way to go about things.

How much higher quality do you need than “show up everyday”?

I like Hunt’s.

That’s fair.

How is this not the natural manner by which anybody expeditiously closes a loaf of bread?

A working surface the size of a ping pong table.

You pose a strong argument.

Yeah, but I’m a moron and if I don’t like something nobody else should like it to.