Where’s that doctor who hated on Krispy Kreme.

I like them alright.

It’s a grilled burrito.

She came out as a woman who likes men?

I’m extrapolating.

No.

So, I need to stop patronizing black owned businesses and move my money to Asian places?

Yeah it is.

What will people do all day if not piddling around straightening things?

Play-Doh’s non-toxic. It’ll be fine.

We like creative delicious things.

Do you ever ask yourself why you would buy something from Cosmic Wings and enjoy it just fine, but wouldn’t think of buying it from Applebees in the first place?

Yeah, but the government didn’t tell them to do this, so how do they have permission?

This is how it’s supposed to work.

Sounds like this doctor should start her own donut company and do whatever stupid thing she thinks best.

Dessert.

Beans!

Fish.

Loose/soft scrambled eggs as a base. You can switch it up by adding things like super ripe avocado or hummus to them.

(I guess you could do any egg really.  Small diced egg salad. Fried egg. So on.)

Way, WAAAAAAYYYYY, overdone pasta. Like lasagna, or soft cheese ravioli, or something. You get all the flavors you want, just absent the normal firmer chewing.