No reason to actually pay for the votes you bought after the election is over.

Cooked instant oatmeal.

Oh I agree. There aren’t many reasons not to be nice, but if somebody’s default setting is “asshole” then I’m not gonna push too hard. Baby steps.

You don’t even have to be nice to everyone. Just don’t be a dick. Being neutral is perfectly fine.

Gotta fight somebody.  I can’t win if there is no enemy to defeat.

Insert “one pound meat volcano” joke.

I agree, it’s difficult. But you cannot reach an objective without first identifying it.

Stop caring what other people think about you.

Both arguments have merit.

But she’s so sassy. Isn’t that alluring to you? Doesn’t that attitude just make you want more of her because this is some sort of insane competition we don't know we are part of?

Yeah, but my profit.

Also, save your aquafaba as an egg white substitute for other things if you have an egg allergic member in your party.

“I really try my hardest to avoid shaming people when it comes to buying store-bought items...”    But I do anyway.

My favorite hummus is actually most of a falafel recipe from “Professional Cooking” by Wayne Gisslin.

White bread (of the Wonder or Holsum style)

It used to be two McDoubles and a small sweet tea. Lately I've been getting a Wendy's spicey chicken sandwich and water more and more often.

Asian, then black, then white.

Good to know.

Th use of “King” in their name is misogynistic and imposes cis-normative connotations to my bread. I demand they change their name. 

Nice wall of text blogging you did there before finally getting to the recipe.

What if the reader doesn’t want to be a better cook and they just want to follow deliberate instructions for a specific item?