Maybe the lesson wasn’t to teach her how to use a can opener.

It’s either mouth or dick. If I’m giving you head we’re hear for you, my dick is not gonna be involved in the situation.

Shave or trim because I don’t want hair in my mouth. If I’m gonna be down there for 10-20 minutes I don’t need hair tickling my nose and sitting on my tongue. When I kis you on the head I don’t chew your braid.  When I kiss you on the pussy I don’t want to chew your bush.


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If I’m laying on my stomach focused on…

Exemplary report.  All the good things to you and none of the bad.

I can’t wait to put all these bag handlers and wheelchair pushers out of work.

Just...uh, eat it.

You’ll think fewer of the jokes in The Simpsons are non-sequitor if you are 1) literate in and familiar with the influences of entertainment designers, 2) witty enough to place that knowledge at the time of execution.

Why are people’s lives so hard?

I have a guest room and more. Much more. This is because when I was 14 I decided I didn’t want to be stuck in a trailer working in the oil fields all my life. I then designed the remainder of my life and planned out what I needed to do to get what I have now. 4 bed/3bath, +den, +wood shop in the back half of my 1 acre…

This is why I go to Arby’s.

Here here!

They could just convince themeselves that they are men and this wouldn’t be a problem.

In the rare event that I eat cereal, yes. It’s just water. It tastes like nothing. MOre often though I’ll just eat cereal dry with a glass of water on the side.

Why does a milk alternative need to be a thing?

If there is no enemy, then who am I supposed to attack?

If 38 states legalize marijuana to a point of similarity, that would be the necessary 3/4 of the station required to ratify a Constitutional Amendment (this is just for reference, not saying anything about marijuana related to the Constitution). There is already a super-majority of states with similarly legal weed…

Yes.

Good, this is how it’s supposed to work. People find something important to them and pursue it, rather than try to make other people do it.

But not Arabs and Indians, fuck them.

Tastes like Provel.