I can’t wait to put all these bag handlers and wheelchair pushers out of work.

Just...uh, eat it.

You’ll think fewer of the jokes in The Simpsons are non-sequitor if you are 1) literate in and familiar with the influences of entertainment designers, 2) witty enough to place that knowledge at the time of execution.

Why are people’s lives so hard?

I have a guest room and more. Much more. This is because when I was 14 I decided I didn’t want to be stuck in a trailer working in the oil fields all my life. I then designed the remainder of my life and planned out what I needed to do to get what I have now. 4 bed/3bath, +den, +wood shop in the back half of my 1 acre…

This is why I go to Arby’s.

Here here!

They could just convince themeselves that they are men and this wouldn’t be a problem.

In the rare event that I eat cereal, yes. It’s just water. It tastes like nothing. MOre often though I’ll just eat cereal dry with a glass of water on the side.

Why does a milk alternative need to be a thing?

If there is no enemy, then who am I supposed to attack?

Yes.

Good, this is how it’s supposed to work. People find something important to them and pursue it, rather than try to make other people do it.

But not Arabs and Indians, fuck them.

Tastes like Provel.

The world is ready for electric vehicles, as long as there is plenty of petroleum to cover their faults.

Ok.

Why did you wait until Monday?

22 oz KC Royals cup from a 2008 trip to Kauffman that is rapidly deteriorating. I guess I’ll just die of dehydration when it finally dissolves.