I don’t understand the outrage.

You should add my white way of saying “white people”.


- These motherfuckers-

No it isn’t. I cook individual meals every day. All you do is cook less.

Then why would anybody make so much food as to have leftovers in the first place?

What are you talking about?

That’s still leftovers. Using food that is left over from a previous meal = leftovers.

That’s understandable. If something isn’t good the first time, then it’s not likely to be good the second time.

Because it’s not shiny and exciting?

I’m gonna need more details on why anybody wouldn’t like leftovers if they like the food on day of preparation.

My black friend that I totally have but is out of town right now uses something called “Slap Ya Momma”. It’s damn delicious.

My reason not to change is:

What’s the end game?

I think it’s fun that people need instructions on how to be human.

I have also never been hit with a cart. why would you assume I have?
I made that statement as an example. I get along fine with most people.  However, if someone builds negative rapport with me they will get what they wish.

I will treat them as they treat me.
If they are courtious and don’t push their big stocking and personnal shopper carts into me, I will do the same.

If they are jerks and act like I’m bothering them by asking for deli meat at the deli counter, I will treat them the same.

No. 

Those parts of the bible you are talking about are old testament, for the Jews. Jesus was pretty clear on being cool with everyone who wasn’t an asshole.

I haven’t read the newsletter yet, and didn’t know I was supposed to be upset about this.

Why is the role of moral arbiter a relegations?

Seems pretty important, valuable, and honorable to me.

yup, every single one