I don’t get it.

This is fake news.

The first half of Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth.

WHy would somebody want a realationship to end?

I’ve never established any relationship that I wanted to end at some point.

You say the truth. Simply answer. It does not matter that your answer now is the same as it was before. The response itself is often more important than the content of the response.

People don’t respond to you because you are less important to them than even going through the effort of acknowledging you.

And these are all things you fear?

Yeah, stupid fall.

I like wearing the masks.

These are the heroes we need.

Private industry might be, but that’s not how it is everywhere.

While shitty, companies do not hire you to have children.

Also, there is this:

If you turn a hotdog on its side, so that the opening in bread is horizontal rather than vertical, is it a sandwich then?

Be funnier than preachy.
Preachy is fine, just be funny or at least informative while being preachy.

1. Who does the dollar go to? (I hope the delivery person.)

I expect my Article 15 to be expunged.

It’s a marketing campaign targeted at black people under the age of 25.

“I’m motherfuckin’ mirthful.” Is an entry I am adding to my parlance.

Indeed.