I think most people will remember Bruce Glover from Diamonds Are Forever first and foremost, he’s certainly got a much bigger role in that film than his part in Chinatown as one of Jake’s detective agency flunkies.

Getting old is a bitch, Mr. Kidd. Indeed it is, Mr. Wint.

“While that disconnect does make the second act a tad repetitive, when the third act kicks in, the payoff is considerable. [okay, that’s promising] Eventually, Frank begins to understand the rules of the drug and the film itself and utilizes them in ways that are wholly satisfying and fun. There’s some real energy and…

Orphan remains my greatest moviegoing experience. It was just a so-so thriller, but at the big reveal a tween/early-teen girl sitting down the row from us stood up and shouted ESTHER GOT TITTIES at the top of her lungs. It was incredible and probably the hardest I’ve ever laughed in public.

Gladwell has made an absolute killing by writing “Maybe just trust your gut” to boomers who just wanted confirmation bias that everything they think is right anyway.

Also, you don’t need a PhD to understand child rape/molestation. Paterno was a force and an institution at Penn State. He didn’t do that by being a kindly…

It’s insane to me that in the year of our Lord 2019 we’re still having “Cam Newton is selfish” conversations. The guy has had no offensive line, no noteworthy receivers, and a platoon of overrated running backs basically ever since he came in the league, and has muscled them to numerous playoff berths and a Super Bowl.

That’s one good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain. Unlike lightning, which hurts. 

Thank you for saying this - it’s such a fundamental point. Capitalism is, point blank, the biggest problem humanity faces. I know it’s hard for people to hear - that’s propaganda and indoctrination for you - but it’s literally going to destroy us. Warren is not bad, she’s good, but she does not get this. She believes…

Really, we don’t know anything. We are assuming he was playing, and the cars capabilities exceeded the drivers. We are probably right of course. But we have no idea. He could have had a medical issue. Or his hooker may have spilled all the cocaine. His pet ferret could have gotten out of the carrier, bit the hooker…

For all we know the driver had driving lessons and was emboldened by them. You don't need to be a pro driver to know that pushing a supercar to your limits on public roads is a stupid idea

This x 1000. I was watching watching Sasuke on G4 in the early aughts and everyone thought I was weird. 

Wow! Great post! iPhone 11 didn’t include:
Pointless charging gimmick
Pencil with nowhere to put it?
New cellular technology that nobody is clamoring for and .02% of the population has access to.
That one thing that apple said they’d never have on phones (is 256GB not enough??)
Ports removed generations ago
Hard hitting…

Every writer and director who wants to make a biopic should be forced to watch Walk Hard at least 5 times before they’re allowed to proceed.

I fucking love David Krumholtz.

NOEL MURRAY IN THE HOUSE

It only works if the joke goes beyond ref cosplay! Wear sunglasses! A white cane with a red top! A damn money bag or some dumb shit.

if they’re looking for candidates, i know a guy who has a baseball background as a player and a business background as an exec for a video game company. he’s also got a real handle on social media and can probably procure state funding like a badass.

Where have I seen this before? Oh. Yeah.

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

Plethora. Too much, eh? (I’m not crazy about myriad, either, as long as we’re talking about excessive ways to say “a bunch.”)