That’s kind of sad that he can’t run his unlicensed poster business properly!

I’m not sure why this is supposed to be true. When you marry someone you are joining forces. The pair is accountable for both halves of the pair. That’s the whole “becoming one”.

I’m not going to hold her accountable and she is not an abused woman cowering and covering her husband’s faults. However she is married to that man and has to have heard at least some racist jokes, language. So you’ll understand why some of us have misgivings about her and her response comes across as self righteous.

If I glue on a tail can I call myself a cat?

Very impressive. Highly athletic. Not a sport.

he was in Baby Mama

I would laugh so hard if the wardrobe person got her to wear the shirt backwards on purpose. “This bitch will never know the difference.”

Is her shirt backwards? Why are they sitting on bar stools? That cannot be comfortable. Why does Michael Phelps look attractive? Greg Kinnear is kind of a DILF.

Rich White New Yorkers was taken as a name?

It actually wasn’t clear from the description that this was a comedy (albeit a dark comedy). I thought it was some type of horror film where the mom turns into a vicious dog and kills her family because women are literally crazy bitches, amiright?? And that seemed pretty grossly sexist, so the flippant tone at the end…

And she was a brunette, as can clearly be seen in this, um, disquieting photo from her youth. Incidentally, so was her father - before his hair got hepatitis.

More like this story is full of A-holes.

As someone with a mohawk and tattoos: We punks respectfully refuse your application to join our club.

immediately went out to the nearest drugstore to buy a $10 box of Nice’n Easy.

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If no one who was not a blood relative or their employee saw you go through your rebellious phase, you didn’t go through a rebellious phase.

i have friends who married at 21 and are quite happy. i have friends who’ve married young AND married someone older and are quite happy.