I don’t think they “squeezed Arsenal fans out of their seats” so much as Arsenal fans just sold their home seats to road fans en masse.

Headed to Target Field for a Big Sexy shirt tomorrow night. First time I’ve been genuinely excited to be at a baseball game.

As a twins fan I can assure you we weren’t ever here.

Bears fans are just looking for any parade these days.

A German would be a welcome change from Stan Kroenke.

Is this guy lost?

And after almost 80 years, Operation: Sea Lion was finally a success.

Nice to see a bit of a change here, since most of London is already owned by Russian oligarchs and Arab oil royalty.

Better than vuvuzelas.

The just-score-more-than-them school of defense would have worked if not for Firmino missing a penalty. Oh well, tying Sevilla even at home isn’t a terrible result.

Alright, most of Europe is the Florida of Europe.

Italy laughs at you all.

Except in August.

The Sevilla manager got sent off for time-wasting. I gather that the Sevilla coaching staff thought Klopp had something to do with it, so they blew off the post-game handshake. He had a tantrum, probably to deflect questions having to do with the fine art of closing out games at home.

There is no D in “Klopp”.

I wasn’t watching Pool but I saw in the BBC feed that Klopp and the Sevilla staff were going at it post match?

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Aaaaaaand that’s how you get a stadium ban for the rest of the group stage