Update: Pool choke at Anfield and draw. Ah, that magic Klopp touch with team defense!

“Sokratis Papastathopulos, who is very definitely Greek...”

I’m glad we can at least agree on Messi’s tattoos. Great googly moogly they are TERRIBLE.

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‘Head first like an idiot’ - er, you’re supposed to head balls that are head-high. He got to the ball first, and headed it. Mane kicked him in the face. Sometimes, yes, you ARE supposed to just let the ball go, if your opponent gets to it first; but at minimum, you have to challenge for it fairly and without…

Unfortunately, like many young attacking players, Sane can’t be trusted defensively. Pep slotted him as left wing-back in a 3-5-2 in City’s home opener against Everton, then Sane made the mental mistake that resulted in Everton’s opening goal.

He deserved the red. Ederson’s head dropped very little. Had Mané gone for it with his head it would probably would have been no foul. When you raise your foot that high and it connects with a face that’s a red. I don’t think it was intentional or malicious, but the results. I don’t think he should get a three match…

No, Mane could have challenged for the ball with his head or chest, as Ederson did. Raising your foot to that height (even if you think Ederson crouched, that’s at least five feet off the ground) is the definition of reckless play, regardless of intent. Clearly he didn’t have better position as Ederson got there first.

God, woman, get some self-respect! I mean, blowing a guy who wears boat shoes? To a football game, no less?

“Buffalo is all alone in first place in the AFC East.”

I want Carson back!

Benjamin Disraeliberger!

Last of the Mohicans 2: Electric Boogaloo

Probably just arguing about who was Britain’s greatest Prime Minister.

In retaliation I hope Christian Hackenberg is in charge of delivering all of the relief supplies.

For the love of god, just switch to anal.