icecolddavis
Icecold Davis
icecolddavis

Am I being a homer, or did these fan submissions blow other teams’ out of the water? 

Our receiving corps has a more constantly rotating cast of forgettable white guys than Dr. Who.

I’m exactly Cline’s age and played with 90% of the toys/games he vomited up in that tome, and I was overcome with self-loathing around the book’s 4th list of entertainment detritus. It was like 459 pointless Family Guy references, but without laughs. Or exactly like 459 pointless Family Guy references.

California Olive Ranch.

California Olive Ranch.

If you want the best you will get:

If you want the best you will get:

California Olive Ranch, available...everywhere?

California Olive Ranch, available...everywhere?

WHY THE FUCK WASN’T I CONSULTED ABOUT ANY OF THIS?

Good Boy with Tom Brady

To be fair, breaking the huddle requires some coordination when you’re a jet.

House Wilpon: We Cannot Pay Our Debts

Somehow, being melted by a dragon doesn’t seem out of the realm of Mets possibilities.

60-day DL: the clap from a Dornish prostitute, torn labrum from throwing spear, concussion from trying to remember all the additional characters and plot points.