Him Hobow.

He’s Tim Hobow

I’m gonna go with having a sunken-in meth face at age 35.

Most homeless panhandlers make more than minor league baseball players They should be trying to rob him

He’ll last. There’s no way Trump doesn’t fucking love this guy.

that would require him to last until the season premiere which is still six weeks away

Jesus, someone at SNL must have a bulletproof rabbit’s foot or horseshoe or something, because just when I thought the inspiration for their best bit of the year was vanishing to the Great Podium in the Sky, into the national spotlight comes an even better character. Hell, McCarthy could just make SNL her full time…

I will personally dump a chum covered Phelps in the ocean if you make sure every article referring to the WWE includes quotes around any words suggesting the results are not scripted, i.e.,  a “wrestler” “defeated” another “wrestler” to “win” a “championship belt.”

I’d settle for Geraldo getting wanged in the face by a chair again.

I haven’t disproven that eating flies cures meningitis either. The burden of proof is on the one who professes great magic where before there was none.

How great would it be to see Tawmmy from Quinzee with jade eggs up his ass?

The magic ceramics and cognitive shit are snake oil. They purport to do things they have been proven not to do. Your inability to feel any outrage for anything other than someone ragging on Tom’s friends is sad.

Ley is reporting on a shit-heel who claimed to be a doctor and peddled a product on infomercials that could allegedly CURE CANCER. I’d have a hard on writing an article taking him down a notch too. Also fuck the Pats.

I’d say it’s pretty patently false to present Brady’s regimen, not in an advertisement but in a supposedly objective piece of journalism, as some sort of magic formula that works wonders due to all the unusual methods and practices it contains, if the truth is that he’s just doing the same healthy stuff every…

Oh, good, Tom Brady is fuckin’ sports world Gwyneth Paltrow

the reason clint is so ageless is because he realizes that this is no country for old men.