icecolddavis
Icecold Davis
icecolddavis

Why stop there? Why not offer them a mattress filled with bedbugs and a DVD of the 2010 and 2011 World Series?

*receives pink slips*

A wise man once said: Fuck off you twat.

I wonder if KatyPerrysBootyHole will drop some knowledge to keep us up to date.

It was a joke.

“Fuck Comic Sans, I am going full dingbats with this one” -Right arrow, checkmark, star Circle, airplane, pencil, scissors, snowflake, heart

“Anonymous source suggests Kyrie Irving will join PSG”

Excited to find out what font Dan Gilbert’s using these days! 

HE NEVER WOULD HAVE LEFT JORDAN

Kyrie Irving traded to Brooklyn. Becomes focus of team just like he wanted.

“Kyrie wants to get out before the collapse” makes more sense to me than “Kyrie wants to be the focal point”. I guess Irving thinks he’s better than I do.

Kyrie Irving to Paris Saint Germain.

He wants to come to NY to play with the ZINGER!

Nice wet work.

Maybe watersports.