icecolddavis
Icecold Davis
icecolddavis

Dude, you used the phrase ‘social just warrior’ and started a sentence with “I’m not racist.”

This is not a judgment-free zone.

you okay, man?

I mean, I still somersault off your parents’ bed.

Wait, are you supposed to stop somersaulting off your parents bed at some age? Certainly not by 32, right?

You fabulous mother fucker. Here’s your damn star and pearl necklace.

You need to keep your Asgard around that thing

It’s just a metaphor that shows that Noah is becoming more picky about his road beef.

I dunno, that’s a pretty good mold of Asdrubal Cabrera if you ask me.

Well seeing as how jacking dongs is about the only thing the Mets can actually do, it makes sense thematically.

He’s better than Ronaldo as of right now, IMO. Statistically, in La Liga last year he created the most chances, dribbled the most defenders, and was the most fouled player in Europe, for I believe the 3rd season in a row.

Found Billy’s burner

Speculation that Christian Pulisic replaces Neymar at Barça is peak silly season.

“Neymar is currently the world’s second-best player”