Only difference is that Jordan usually follows that by muttering to himself “I can still take him, though”

shoutout to Vivek Ranadive for his Michael Jordan-esque scouting of college players, in which he sometimes watches the NCAA tournament and says “oh that guy looks pretty good let’s go get him”

That Neymar take is terrible. Truly.

Now I know why his career was cut short. Guy didn’t know the first thing about coverage.

Is motodoping sport

Thanks for the blow by “Blow.” Seriously that was perfect and it’s the kind of “not having your bullshit anymore” attitude that we need now. These Trumpers have been getting away with dogwhistles, foghorns and all sorts of thinly veiled and not-so veiled BS all in the name of “fairness.” Hopefully they let Blow start…

I have him lasting well over two months but an almost zero chance of seeing out four years. We keep raging at what this presidency is doing to us and the country, but look at what it’s doing to Trump himself. It’s killing him. That’s about the only silver lining right now.

And by the way, if I may add, that was a very “professional” blog entry. Very professional. Now sit down.

The President would, however, like you to set up a meeting with the Congressional Beard Caucus. They’re friends of yours, right Albert?

That ending quote is such a dagger.

“I’m not mad, I’m actually laughing because this is so funny.”