If Donald Trump is not President in “the Uncle Drew universe” then I will volunteer myself to human testing of a machine that will enable travel there.

here let me remind you of something wonderful in these trying times:

But, isn’t attending Knicks basketball the cause of fans’ drinking problems?

Did you get to keep all fifty bucks, or did you have to spend some on Officially Licensed Apparel?

To be fair, you have to have a drinking problem to regularly attend Knicks’ games of your own volition.

Well, ain’t that a kick in the nuts.

No, you do not get paid.

Jesus, he could have answered that better though, no? “Well, first of all, Tucker, it is clearly identified as Paid Advertising. Secondly, that’s why we have a Public Editor. I only deal in actual media; this is a business portion of the WaPo, so you’ll have to take that up with them.”

One of the Republican party’s traditional strengths is to take a single person and make them outrageous to the Republican base. In particular this works well with any sort of government assistance. People’s desire for fairness, and their attraction to the salacious make the 1 in 10,000 abuser of a system be…

Much like you owned your sister when she was sucking your dick. I’m surprised you have a computer since running water was a new concept to yall.

Sort of tangential to the topic, but hey remember when congressional Dem bigwigs were warning members not to go on the Daily Show and/or Colbert Report? That was a trip, eh? What is it about liberals/Democrats/reality-based persons that makes them avoid friendly media and also want to charge into the teeth of hostile…

Serious question: when you get booked as a guest talking head on one of these shows, do you get paid? Like appearance fees or some shit? Obviously Wemple has a real job, but I feel like for some people being a guest on these shows is basically their career. Tell me how the sausage is made.

Not me. I’m going on as a black conservative (Win No 1) who support every crackpot theory of Trump and his crew. All he’ll be able to say is, “Um... OK...” Either that or he’ll have to denounce the things I support, which Trump supports.

I, for one, vow never to appear on Tucker Carlson’s show.