This is clearly all Burneko’s fault.

That’s every season, Sean

#Kluwed

It’s not that big of a boner on the keeper, an inch or two to the left and it’s still going in.

It’s not that big of a boner on the keeper, an inch or two to the left and it’s still going in.

Some people forget this.

You son of a

And a strict “no lady Ghostbusters” policy

Cam’s extensive collection of press conference headgear is clearly constricting blood flow to his cranium.

Spoiler Alert: It was a hat-related emergency

Counterpoint: Sidney Crosby went to the White House with the Stanley Cup

“We regret to inform you that FaceID is Milkshake Duck.”

That was quick.

How do we get Zuck to Madagascar? 🤔

The call is coming from inside the urinal

Weird how Facebook is totally comfortable with going to any length to protect the privacy of trolls and propaganda artists while constantly shitting all over the privacy rights of legitimate users who happen to be teachers, mental health professionals, sex workers etc.

Not pictured: Jerry Jones

He would most likely make you buy him several dinners first.

Just wait until you see the numbers that he’s going to put up against the Knicks.