*Butt End

No ragrets

In situations like this it is important to remember that Mike Ditka has CTE, and that he has always been a huge fucking asshole.

Does it cost anything to fold an Apple Watch into your cellular plan?

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Jerry Reese is up in an MSG luxury suite taking notes on, “how to be abysmal at your job and still not get fired.”

Classic case of mutiny sans the Bounty

The Harvey Weinstein scandal has clearly got Ben hearing footsteps.

Weird of St. Louis to just be so openly xenophobic without the usual heaping side of, “We are God’s chosen people and you are not.” 

“When you are absolutely never on time”

Now I’m sad

Seems like fitting revenge for zebras everywhere.

Not really but willing to compromise.

The WWE is still garbage, genius.

Your taek is even more fake than the WWE.

This seems like the point that every Deadspin soccer aficionado has been trying to establish since day one, except about an actual sport instead of fixed gymnastics. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

*If you’re a male gymnastics fan still in the closet.

A very significant portion of the population doesn’t get this kayfabe bs so ya

It me