Now I’m sad

Seems like fitting revenge for zebras everywhere.

Not really but willing to compromise.

The WWE is still garbage, genius.

Your taek is even more fake than the WWE.

This seems like the point that every Deadspin soccer aficionado has been trying to establish since day one, except about an actual sport instead of fixed gymnastics. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

*If you’re a male gymnastics fan still in the closet.

A very significant portion of the population doesn’t get this kayfabe bs so ya

It me

All of 5 minutes

Yes, that totally seems very Richard Petty of me.

Baseball does suck but at least the outcome is nominally random

You hit all of the requisite notes

I’m not trying to justify an alternate string theorem here, professional wrestling fans and Patriots fans are both easily trolled and their responses to trolling are objectively hilarious.

What effort?

Hello, sailor!

Yes, because you tying all of the criticisms that you have recently received as a nominal adult together is clearly a moral failing on my part.

Not lashing out in frustration so much as demanding an immediate recategorization due to lack of patience with this bs. 

I would call them io9, just like everything else that aired for years on the SyFy channel.