Or this is what fans of an actual sport used to have to endure from you idiots every single time that there was a soccer post on Deadspin. But ty for your #wrasslinsplainin.

Yes, I am totally going to be that guy.

*triggered

Sounds like a movie shoot to me

Their highest form of insult is “twat” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Asking an honest question seems pretty tame compared to what you mouth breathers do on soccer posts, but by all means project away, manbaby.

The “I’m not actually mad, I’m just laughing” card needed to get played 3 posts back for it to be effective from your position.

Lol at me being the mad one.

So then you would agree that pro wrestling coverage belongs on io9?

Did I hurt the pretend sport liking boy’s feels?

Why do they call them matches instead of scripted gymnastics exhibitions?

Congratulations on becoming the NFL’s version of the St. Louis Cardinals fanbase.

Was it a taxi driver?

Kristaps certainly has a lot of water to carry for the organization but judging by his off-season workout regimen he looks up to the task.

Go fuck yourself, Sully.

As a non-Pats fan, let me just say: fuck ALL of you Pats fans.

I told you guys that 2017 couldn’t be all bad.

The FU League

In other news, Mike is planning on putting up a double nickel vs the Knicks D league team next week.

TIL that “bum” really means “stupid racist shitheel.”