All of 5 minutes

Yes, that totally seems very Richard Petty of me.

Baseball does suck but at least the outcome is nominally random

You hit all of the requisite notes

I’m not trying to justify an alternate string theorem here, professional wrestling fans and Patriots fans are both easily trolled and their responses to trolling are objectively hilarious.

What effort?

Hello, sailor!

Yes, because you tying all of the criticisms that you have recently received as a nominal adult together is clearly a moral failing on my part.

Not lashing out in frustration so much as demanding an immediate recategorization due to lack of patience with this bs. 

I would call them io9, just like everything else that aired for years on the SyFy channel.

Or this is what fans of an actual sport used to have to endure from you idiots every single time that there was a soccer post on Deadspin. But ty for your #wrasslinsplainin.

Yes, I am totally going to be that guy.

*triggered

Sounds like a movie shoot to me

Their highest form of insult is “twat” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Asking an honest question seems pretty tame compared to what you mouth breathers do on soccer posts, but by all means project away, manbaby.

The “I’m not actually mad, I’m just laughing” card needed to get played 3 posts back for it to be effective from your position.

Lol at me being the mad one.

So then you would agree that pro wrestling coverage belongs on io9?

Did I hurt the pretend sport liking boy’s feels?