Why do they call them matches instead of scripted gymnastics exhibitions?

Congratulations on becoming the NFL’s version of the St. Louis Cardinals fanbase.

Was it a taxi driver?

Kristaps certainly has a lot of water to carry for the organization but judging by his off-season workout regimen he looks up to the task.

Go fuck yourself, Sully.

As a non-Pats fan, let me just say: fuck ALL of you Pats fans.

I told you guys that 2017 couldn’t be all bad.

The FU League

In other news, Mike is planning on putting up a double nickel vs the Knicks D league team next week.

TIL that “bum” really means “stupid racist shitheel.”

Your headline is a little misleading, Giri. This hell is completely of James Dolan’s making.

Little Neymar is too cute.

You sweet summer fucking child

It’s not your opinion as a citizen in this situation, it’s the opinion of the Executive Branch. Please stop strawmanning the National Guard, as a fake strict constitutionalist you mean a well-organized militia.

A real constitutional scholar could do more than quote Wikipedia and spell repercussions incorrectly, binch.

You’re captain obviousing what everyone knows about First Amendment never actually applying to the private workplace while ignoring that the only real First Amendment argument is when the official spokesperson of the Executive Branch tries to muzzle free speech so yes, it is cool that you’re an idiot.

Nah, I already know that you’re a moron.

When a government spokesperson calls for you to be fired for your free speech it is a fucking First Amendment issue.

Missed irony loves company

Has anyone on staff, besides Jets fans, given up watching the NFL this season?