I, for one, am really looking forward to Art Briles’s next position, the commissioner of Vladimir Putin’s nascent US Football League.

“This is fine.”

Vegas would have to stop taking action on the sheet because no casino can handle that level of overexposure.

And white people would line up around the block to bet on that shower curtain.

What Mets fans’ complaints? We gave up on the season three months ago ffs

Anthony Martial is going to win more trophies than either of them. 😏

*baseball pedant guy voice* Isn’t that more of a slider?

*extremely only reading the headline voice* Barça really IS having a bad summer, Billy.

Looks like an Everton vs United SuperCup next August

TIL that a bubbling glob of jelly will be part of the Mets’ 40 man roster on Sept 1.

It takes an awful lot to make the NY Jets stadium entry antics look good but here we are.

Counterpoint: Gareth Bale’s bald spot-obscuring man bun is fooling no one.

Narrator: He is not

WHO’S A GOOD BOY?

*Narrator voice* It was not art

There were some fine people there.

All Irish people are related obv

And CNN

Still Life With No Pecker

I, for one, look forward to Danny Rose going to United and getting paid then immediately turning back into a pumpkin.