I honestly think that’s just cover for still being completely overextended without that sweet, sweet Ponzi scheme cash.

god damn it

Rafa Márquez being exposed as a criminal comes as no surprise to me as I watched him steal money from the Red Bulls for years. You can still find his jersey on the clearance racks at Red Bull Arena, which is also be a crime.

Is it a snuff talk show? Because I would watch the shit out of that.

That was the best performance by a Mets pitcher this season.

THE EAGLES

If you bet on the Jets to lose, they will manage to win just to spite you.

I, for one, would like to take a moment to publicly thank the NY Jets for curing my NFL addiction.

#equinedoping

Andreoli is reportedly in talks to sell his bicycle to a Chinese multinational and become the Italian Prime Minister’s press secretary.

I thought that Lance Armstrong had been barred from all professional sports.

T23 Old ass announcer mistakenly giving his home run call on a can of corn.

Just @ me

Finally, a story about a higher-rated single-A prospect than Tim Tebow.

Make this happen, Patrick.

In fairness, this is a fucking epic week for journalists having no self-respect.

I, for one, am hoping that James Dolan is just out on a bender.

SPOILER ALERT NEXT TIME PLS

Can’t blame a guy for realizing that the road to Eastern Conference finalist/sacrificial lamb goes through Kristaps Porzingis now imo

That’s clearly your mom