But only 85% of a Griezemann

Also, see Anthony Martial related comments from last year

*extremely confused voice* I AGREE WITH BILLY!

The crackdown on motodoping in cycling has clearly spurred teams to explore the next frontier, motosaboteuring.

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Unfortunately Arsene missed the game as he was too cheap to splurge for BT Sport.

They really missed a huge opportunity by not auctioning off the rights to geld President Trump. smdh

+2 x (5-1)

Like that shit squad is going to finish in front of United.

It could not happen to a nicer fandom.

I’m the guy blocked by the Blue Devil’s head who is preparing to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge.

What a dive. Soccer fans are the fucking worst.

FOH with that, they were both clearly intentional.

Newcastle truthers are the fucking worst.

Or their last performance in the Premier League.

Actually this is extremely good news for Mets fans, at least until the Wilpons pocket the 80% of his enormous salary that they will get back from insurance instead of reinvesting it in the bullpen.

If only Jay Cutler had shown that kind of heart as a Bear.

Like, I understand you couldn’t foresee that the most valuable footballer in England is actually N’Golo Kante but you you aren’t even trying at this point.

I, for one, am extremely psyched that Claudio Ranieri gets some time to drink wine and blast some sweet opera tunes while the Foxes get fucking relegated.

The Sixers are clearly just playing 12 dimensional basketball, which primarily involves stacking 5 players on top of one another and dressing them in a trenchcoat.