Still not as good as both Everton and West Ham fans in my Twitter feed being equally ecstatic about the Enner Valencia loan to the Toffees.

Benzos are a hell of a drug.

It’s a good version but the whole Bible seems a bit much for the average person’s head.

In fairness, this is possibly the most exciting thing ever to happen to people who are in a league full of guys that they know from college autodrafting their teams after Labor Day.

First week is free but Gawker needs to step up their game if you all are going to come to Bear Friday.

Not surprising that the most important interview to ever air on Colin Cowherd’s show happened on his day off.

This is good bear Friday.

I assumed that John Fox would have learned his lesson about letting the team slack off during training camp after how it ended in Denver. Smdh

The Chargers are not mad though. They are also actually laughing.

You go to the box, for 2 minutes by yourself, and you feel shame.

Rebooting C. Thomas Powell’s magnum opus would be a crime against modern cinema.

If only Ryan Fitzpatrick possessed the arm strength required to earn one of these tweets.

Many Deadspin writers have never actually posted about sports but keep thinking that you have a point.

“He was clearly talking about Jonah Hill. smdh”

Not all dragons are destined to be all-stars.

Counterpoint: Jon Niese coming out of the game was good.

Did Jack Dickey put you up to this?

If only someone would kill Franz Ferdinand. smdh

Was Ashley the #1 overall pick in the Gawker writer allocation draft?

I still own a Chad Pennington jersey.