The Baylor Football Death Penalty Clock is now at 11:59.

SO SAY WE ALL

Yes, that is an accurate description of the commenter who owned you.

THERE IT IS

#notallmensskys

It is a crying shame that Ron Lester did not live long enough to get a recurring role in this series.

The Diaz brothers’ tried and true strategy is to wear down their opponents with at least 300 thrown water bottles per round.

Berst Olympics ever!

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Cech is old, Ramsey is an injury waiting to happen, Sanchez cannot carry a team all by himself. Wilshere? Giroud? Liverpool is going to finish above Arsenal.

I’m kind of high right now but I stand by my comment.

Mané, Clyne, Firmino, Lallana, Henderson, Sturridge

In fairness, he may have given himself a concussion going in for a header in the beginning of the game.

In fairness, most Vikings seasons are done after 12 games.

“Let them eat cake.”

And all it took was an even greater collapse by the Argentine Men’s National team in the Olympics. #chokeforMessi

Now that USWNT has been eliminated what team should I pretend to be a longtime fan of, field hockey or volleyball?

As if we needed additional confirmation that Pia Sundhage was the owner of the USWNT.

LOLCity