Grandma is so pissed at you, SMGDH.

It makes the point accessible to ignorant white kids, which flew straight over your head in the rush to defend some portion of your precious geek culture that you think is more important than other people.

Can I haz some privacy, pls?

I can see that you are totally not mad, you are laughing.

You mad, Terry Bollea? Sour grapes is a fine whine and seems to suit your sensitive palate IMO.

The All-Star Game’s catering staff has just fainted.

Who voted Ronaldo? SHOW YOURSELVES!

Yadier Molina is going either if you guys are looking to hit for the sour grapes cycle.

That could be anyone at WFAN.

HE BETTER GET A FUCKING AT BAT!

“Jay Cutler finally quit smoking!” is clearly the lede buried in all that delicious trash.

Rogue Bear Alert

Looks like Messi had a big day.

Is it too early for popcorn?

SOCCER IS ALL OF THE BIGGEST LEAGUES BY OVERALL NUMBERS, YOU FUCKSTICK.

You are still tanking but now you are tanking with a hometown star to keep season tickets sales up while also spending the escalating salary cap floor money. #Kobetanking

So far in NBA Eastern Conference free agency,

Hey, they stole Baltimore’s sign.

If he sells Rooney to the Chinese Super League then I will give Mourinho a chance. Quid pro quo, José.