I’m sure that Cardinals fans have much bigger things on there mind today like their epic hangovers from excessive freedominess and maybe some pesky classified emails.

I am guessing that it is logic.

Yes, because the most popular sport (soccer) in the world does not have elite talent aggregation by the top teams in every league except MLS.

*extremely GratFarming post voice*

You are definitely entertaining me from your job as a cashier at Quik Chek which you have never considered leaving since you got the job at 16.

Everything is bad today. Except Jon Lester getting chased and the Cubs never beating the Mets in anything, ever.

I would say that the Knicks also dodged a bullet but we all know that would be a huge lie.

Stop judging me.

Nah 1969, sucker.

All your sons are belong to France

So white and so salty

Another stellar fanbase.

Call me when Ed Woodward sells Wayne Rooney to the Chinese Super League.

Could I borrow your razor for non-drug related purposes? And that mirror that you are holding up too.

Tom Brady does have a lot of free time to kill coming up in September.

I, for one, am eagerly anticipating All Takes Matter going to Cleveland for a live pregame show.

Yes

There it is.

50o days of cardinals’ losses or gtfo

Wotcher Harry is still out in these streets.