Healthy bread is my holy grail, Deano. Quit shitting on my dream.

Number 26 traditionally likes to celebrate all the big events in his life by playing the man bun trombone.

Are you even a Warriors fan, brah?

#teamcancer

Such a shame that he can’t represent the Shire in Euro 2016.

I just assume that everyone in Florida is committing some sort of crime.

He was awake all night thinking that burn up and the quality really shows.

U35, smdh

Frontrunning is the Cardinal Way.

IT ME(ndes)!

“The history with the league is, if you catch them, then they start to listen,” Pallone said.

His first point is still bullshit, see how that works?

“The _____ has done stupider shit than this” is not a proper litmus test for anything.

Hands up, don’t boot.

I am laying some money down on Short-Fingered Vulgarian just in case.

Passaic River or GTFO

Arsenal fans must be so jealous right now.

Hi, Colin Montgomerie!

Yuuuge, if true.

There is never a man-eating bear around when you need one, smh.