This is an excellent bear video.

That is the shittiest sandwich that I have ever seen.

What a buffon!

Appropriate as NFL defenses will be greeting Cousins with arms wide open all season long.

Not the pox!

and injuring himself

And by Trojan, the official lamb’s intestine contraceptive sponsor of the Silver Bullet Pony Express.

Deadspin is clearly pro dong-Kinja.

Wow, AM and PM regularity at your age.

“Mom, I need more Hot Pockets!”

Nymeria 5000 to 1

Go fuck yourself.

Thank god that this was not a roofed stadium.

...was “incredibly lifelike,” it was “not viable.”

“apparently the Amish would agree”

Civ 6 cities do look very dongish.

Gronk’s Trick Back would also be a fine cover band name.

The first rule of Old Bro Commenter Club is you do not talk about Old Bro Commenter Club.

Have to cash in now before Ghost eats Ramsey.