AROD: 2 is better than 3

The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun in a postal truck is a good guy with a gun in a... FedEx truck?

Thank you! While I myself have not done more than drink alcohol and very, very rarely smoke weed, addiction is something close to my heart, and I think we do not do enough to help anyone who is struggling. It’s rough to dig deep and answer difficult questions about how best to help those who are struggling — or those…

Don’t forget he wrote an entire column about how Tucker Carlson has to be allowed to call Iraqi’s monkeys or else free speech is dead.

With regard to #2, the column is clearly an attempt to reverse engineer some nobility in his cause to get a professor fired because he got in his feelings about seeing a Tweet that gave him a sad. “Look at me, I’m standing against the forces of evil, even though everyone hates me!”

This website is where you get the hard-hitting news ahead of time.

Imagine the mindset here: You do something, and the entire world races to say how fucking shitty and bad and dumb it is, in terms ranging from “LOL, look at this dumb fuck” to thoughtful critiques explaining in great detail why what you did was bad. And your response to the entire world uniting against you is not even…

Here’s how bad it is: If I was Ross Douthat, I’d be embarrassed to have to admit I share column space with this walking lack of self-awareness.

Congrats on 4 years. Wishing you many more.

“To that end, we have hired attorney Rusty Hardin to assist us.”

+3 with 4 twists.

If he was white, the story would have been about a young, troubled guy vigorously exercising his Second Amendment rights.

“It's against Roman law to commit suicide. The penalty is death."

“Three people were killed”

Dammit, I came back just outside of the edit window. Kinja’d

Let me get this right. This fucking guy decided to shoot people that weren’t Larry Nassar?

the cops, understandably, expect him to flip on any accomplices

while Tevin and her older sister grew up in Cleveland with their great aunt.

+1 in before pedant lawyers explain the fun out of this joke

Just a horrible, senseless tragedy.