No, YOU’RE the FAKE NEWS!

“You’re wanted for questioning by the Mobile Police Department.”

“Blind dog finds bone, news at eleven.”

Concur with all of this.

That dude killed two women and a child and spent an hour running around naked, trying to tackle and wrestle police officers, who absolutely refused to use their service weapons against him, and if watching that video doesn’t tell you 100% the difference between how the police treat black people and white people,…

Because without facial hair you cannot tell where their neck ends and their chin begins?

Why do chinless conservative dorks like Miller and Seb Gorka think a goatee makes them look distinguished instead of making their mouth look like a bear’s asshole?

He’s short, he’s Canadian, and he simply cannot be touched.

54%-40% or Fight!

An omission to be sure.... but a welcome one.

“I get tired of the ‘she speaks but doesn’t act.’”

“My actions have consequences?!? But I’m rich and white!”

2) They asked me: “Sir, could you be president of our countries, too?” 

“Sure, we could have demanded he pay us the money back. But that didn’t feel like the right thing to do. Andrew was more than just our quarterback, he was the person we rallied around after we let Peyton Manning go He brought us together: our present, our future and our glorious past. From our point of view, he helped…

Starred but also BOOOOOOOO

Surprising to see him get the sack as an edge rusher; usually Peace comes from within.

Just announce 25% off at Steak ‘n Shake and watch how quickly they all forget.

NFL: “Let’s make games unwatchable by having teams wear uniforms that are entirely one of their team colors.”

“Depends. Is she pregnant?”