The Aussies have Andrew Bogut, Joe Ingles, and Matthew Dellavedova.  You're not wrong.

Bernie: *Writes a book that nets him millions of dollars*

“That thing we talked about last week? Never heard of it”

Stopped reading at “Pool Boys.”

No, you don’t get it. They’re owning the haters and making them look stupid. Stop trying to twist your fake news around this savagery.

Pitino’s (inset joke here)

Dibs on your liver.

Honestly the best bar stool sports content I’ve ever seen. 

The original interview took place four years ago. These remarks are from the journalist following up with the driver/bodyguard in the days since Epstein’s death. The “you’ll get yourself in trouble” stuff is from the new interview. 

If Ladd does not at all appear to be in any condition to drive a car

Maybe not specifically THIS way, but she does deserve to be treated POORLY

Yeah, I really won’t stand for that comparison.

Magic, in 1351

“I just witnessed the most dangerous plague in Western history! The Black Death set death records for Europe, wiping out 30-60% of Europe’s population and reducing the world population from 450M to 350-375M.

Exciting times!”

You truly are a wordsmith,*squints at screen*

Finally, some criticism that has a chance of reaching the President.

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

“Did the earth move for you guys, too?”
-Kevin Knox

No one ever said switching to triathlons was easy.  RIP

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

It all has to do with their new marketing campaign: