This 100%. The article is credulously predicated on the idea that some critical mass of internet users understood “Kamala is a cop” to mean, like, literally that she’s a cop. Or that she REALLY bid adieu to a bus full of prison-bound mothers with a wave and a touch to the heart. I mean, to even include that latter…

You could’ve just asked people in the breakroom - educated, reasonably informed multiracial group of millennial people on the left - why they didn’t support her for president. They didn’t - we didn’t. “Kamala is a cop” was widely understood to be shorthand referencing her prosecutorial record instead of just a low-info…

Huh? What risk are activists asking the unprivileged to shoulder by pushing for truly left-wing policy (such as universal single-payer healthcare)?

You forgot Sean Doolittle, who is the very best of the Nationals. Doo is the best. He had the guts to state publicly why he wasn’t going. And he and his wife walk the walk and talk the talk in community activism. They hosted Thanksgiving dinner for Syrian refugees and got the community involved, when he was with…

Exactly who I pictured, and then verified with a google search:

Eh. I’m with you that the Yankees are muy malo, but consider how many of their fly balls died at the track in games 2-4. The de-juicing giveth, and the de-juicing taketh away.

Still suffering major knee damage? Colin Kaepernick. 

But I thought he didn’t get drafted by the Knicks.

That was ... astonishingly incoherent, even for Trump. I can’t believe anyone thinks this man has sufficient mental acuity to tie his shoes, much less run a country. 

I checked all the porn this weekend, did not see him.

Colostomy bags have the distinction that they are actually useful and help people.

As someone who has cared for someone with a colostomy, this comparison of Lewandowski to a colostomy bag is an insult to colostomy bags.

Scientists: *spend decades raising the alarm over climate change*

I’m just here for the Billy comments.

Here’s the big difference. In ten years, there will be different teams at the top of the Prem. Man U will come back. Chelsea will come back. Someone will be bought be a billionaire and make a run to the top.

I hit a point about halfway through this when I thought, “I have absolutely no idea what this is actually about anymore.”

That is an 84-word “sentence.” God almighty.

That first sentence-paragraph is... just... wow.

His politics are Bad Actually next to Markey’s.

yup, really really not clearly written. :(