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What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy…

Ok few things:

This is good news and enlarges the progressive beachhead on to the political battlefield.

Yes but a progressive DA can utilize their power to choose which laws to heavily enforce and which to lightly enforce. DAs have IMMENSE power in deciding how to utilize the laws on the books.

With Mueller testifying, the likelihood we go to war in Iran over the next 3 weeks just skyrocketed. 

Potential

So you’re going to continue signing your posts like an idiot?

Well the point most certainly isn’t the sarcasm (although that was entertaining), it’s the intelligent, principled rejection of military hostility against a country we’ve been antagonizing since the 1950s. That said...

Of course you don’t like earnestness. I bet no one on this site does.

H/t Mike

This has happened by the Cardinals before, albeit on a much bigger stage:

at least he has 13 years to turn things around.

He’ll be fine, Denver's the perfect place to spark up a Bol.

If Kyrie’s still undecided on whether to stay or leave, this insolent rookie may have just pushed him over the edge.

Hey bro, the primaries are like a year away. Pretty sure writing an article about how Biden sucks right now isn’t going to cost him the general. Any person who runs against Trump will win. Biden is actually eerily similar to Hillary in that he is a big enough fuck you to disengaged voters that he actually has probably…

Man, this entire comment section is a litany of people not getting jokes.

I’m a Cavs, Browns, and Indians fan.  Go ahead and prove every Boston fan stereotype correct.

but man, this is not at all how it was supposed to go!