Just for fun I guessed Knicks, but I put every available player on their roster into the trade machine, and it still comes up $7 million shy of matching Paul.

“I grew to be physically taller than you, due to the vagaries of genetics and through no effort of my own. How dare you be shorter than me, you fucking slug.”

I think it just shows that everybody already assumed KD’s month-long “calf injury” was in reality a partially-torn achilles. This injury is so obviously the result of a very desperate gamble by kd/the warriors to get back before the series was over that backfired.

“The mighty Achilles, greatest warrior of antiquity, would not sit out Game 5 of the frickin’ NBA Finals just because he had one bad leg!”

Yeah...let’s just blame Albert Burneko for all of this.

The tendon is often replaced with one from a cadaver. Which means Quinn Cook might miss next season too.

So...Alison Brie and Betty Gilpin seemed to imply on WTF with Marc Maron that the shooting of the training scene in season 1 of Glow (with Carlito and Tyrus) had a very creepy vibe. They didn’t specify from who though.

I just want to say something mean about people I don’t like; I didn’t realize people could be mean to ME!

Giving her work owns the libs.

You mean there's no actual society-benefitting reason why Tim Allen thinks white people should be allowed to say the n-word?

Fun fact, Tyrus had a small guest role with two other fromer WWE wrestlers during the first season of GLOW. After the season had filmed, both Brie and Gilpin, the main stars of the show, implied that some of the guest stars had made them feel uncomfortable during filming. Out of the three wrestlers, Tyrus was the only…

Imagine being so important to the Fox TV programming ecosystem that sexual harassment can see you ascend from your accuser’s co-host to hosting your own damn show. This is essentially how Fox feels about a man named George fucking Murdoch.

“That guy was good on the TV, so I’d vote for him.”

Comedians are the ones best suited to do that. They have a limited amount of time to connect with the audience, so they have to be concise and effective. They typically have to have a very clear understanding of the topic, because how else are you gonna ridicule it, if you don’t understand it inside and out?…

He’s a really nice guy, too. I was an extra on a movie he directed that recently finished filming and he couldn’t have been more friendly to everyone, no matter how unimportant someone was. And if mistakes happened, as they do, he just cracked a joke, made people feel at ease, and went ahead with the next take.

Ummm...

For someone who made their career in comedy, it’s amazing how direct he is and how quickly he can drop the shtick. That old clip of him on Crossfire with Tucker Carlson is amazing. They kept trying to be like “come on funny man, make some jokes,” and all he had for them was “you are a problem, when will you own up to…

We are full up on New Yorker TV show hosts as President.

One would think that that the party of US Amercia, patriotism, football, the troops, the flag, the strong proud jingoism of 9/11 and fiscal responsibility would stand with the men and women whose suffering was the justification for a falsely justified war.

I love this man. I miss this man, his voice, his eloquence, his succinctness, his intelligence of how to talk about and frame issues.