But what do you expect from someone who has watched Donald Trump do everything to her father, short of digging up his corpse and pissing on it, yet still basically says “Well it’s awful and everything, but I’m willing to let it slide and support him because he owns the libs.”

There will always be a huge disconnect between calls for “civility” and the words and actions of the people making those calls.

This is because—at least in our present moment—“civility” is just code for, “Don’t call us out on our shit. We find it embarrassing and inconvenient, and lack the rhetorical chops/intellectual…

I just finished reading the article, and another friend and I simultaneously came to the exact same conclusion: that he’s Bialystock & Bloom from The Producers, except he succeeded in producing a flop for his own personal gain. Lots of flops, in fact.

Why should soldiers be the only demographic that gets to not be judged by the weakest link in America?

Do intelligent people join the military, or is it all small town morons with nothing else to do?

load those kindness guns with love bullets, boys. we’re about to get into some compassionate combat.

/dying

Yes, this. He claimed when the show came out that it would put him on track to finish since he’d have a deadline. Meanwhile 8 years have gone by and he’s only released the one book he was working on years before the show started. He’s suffering from the same problem Robert Jordan was with the Wheel of Time - that is,…

Rich White Dude Who Hasn’t Been Shafted By Biden’s Years Of Corporate Friendly Legislation Endorses Biden. 

...and change the uniforms like every year, and tear down a fun part of the ballpark to make everything a bit more corporate and “classy” and Yankees-y, and install a smug asshole that’s a hero to another region to condescendingly run your team and blame you for not loving it...

You had me at "pulled off by my wife".

To be honest, gaslighting morons in Florida isn’t even that hard.

I know it’s jeets and he’s a legend but nobody’s just going to gift it to him. Success isn’t wrapped up neatly in a basket. 

The Miami Marlins: A #2 Production

Yeah Drew made a one-liner dig at Frank Zappa in a Funbag like three years ago and I still think about it.

I haven’t subjected myself to the new album like you did, but from what I’ve listened to, I feel that they are distinctly, impressively, unimpeachably average.

Hmm...

This is a classic Rizzo/Lerner, “look over there, not here!”

Is it just me, or do fewer than a quarter of the teams in any league, in any given season, operate with their heads out of their asses?

Yea, no. You just lie to them and count on the fact that you’ve gutted education so horribly that they’ll believe any garbage you tell them.