It looks like a focus group chose his tattoos for him, and he got them all at once in some kind of full body ink-jet tattoo printer that’s housed in some record label’s corporate headquarters 

Ehhhh, I’d say it’s a little more like me going on Deadspin and crying about how many articles about the NFL I was being FORCED to read, even though I prefer their content related to Major Leauge Baseball. You’re right that I’d be irritated if they started posting pornography on this site. Not necessarily because I…

Seems like you got a lot more time than you thought you did, dick.

Lol. Choad. Good word

And complaining about being forced to read articles you don’t want to read, instead of simply not reading them, is just being whiny. Complain to Gizmodo, and/or stop visiting Gizmodo.

get lost?

You want to whine about civility? The one difference between your whine about articles you don’t want to see and Zoom’s post was that yours was passive aggressive and his was just aggressive aggressive. Frankly I prefer the latter, at least it’s direct.

Cross-posting and article “duplication” is an issue among the (ex-)Gawker webring sites, but I don’t really get the problem in this particular instance. Gizmodo, and io9 specifically, seems like the most appropriate place for Marvel news. Where would you put it instead? Lifehacker? The Root? Deadspin?

Just because it’s a lazy reply doesn’t mean it isn’t also the correct one. If a blog doesn’t serve your interests, even if it used to, you have no obligation to keep reading!

Dear god, is someone FORCING you to read articles about Marvel on Gizmodo!?!  Blink once if you want me to dial 911. Blink twice if you should stop being such a melodramatic choad. 

Go the fuck somewhere else

When it comes to Spider-Ham, it’s always good to leave audiences bacon for more.

Care? Yes.

I am starting to feel like Sheriff Bell in No Country for Old Men, I know objectively the world today is safer and less violent than the one I born into for the vast majority of people. And yet I feel constantly amazed by a level hard heartedness and angry that seem consumed our culture. I am sure it rose colored…

No one’s acknowledging that NFL contracts aren’t guaranteed, while MLB’s are?

Yeah, if you’re an ex-NFL player who wasn’t a star and have any sort of injury, you’re lucky if the league even acknowledges you actually played football.

Also, there’s almost 50 major leaguers who make as much as the top 7 or so starting quarterbacks in the NFL. It’s certainly no sure thing he’ll rise through the minors in the MLB to be a top 50 player, but I don’t see how you can plainly argue it’s more likely he’ll be a top 7 NFL quarterback.

Are you kidding with the brain trauma doesn’t apply to quarterbacks? Sure, they take fewer hits than other guys, but they still take a ton more hits to the head than, you know, baseball players.

He should just play baseball, be better than Mike Trout, and get a $500 million contract. Problem solved. These millennials can’t figure anything out on their own.

After retirement, MLB players get really good health benefits if they’ve had even a cup of coffee in the majors.